Joey de Leon strikes again!
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Joey de Leon is obviously not yet ready for any reconciliation.
On his column in Manila Bulletin Wednesday, September 19, he wrote another meaty article referring again to the controversial incident on a game show.
Entitled "TV Host Found Guilty of Plant There," Joey de Leon is quick to note that the article is a spoof only (probably of the verdict to a former president who was found guilty of plunder and a noontime show host who was figured into a game scam).
Here's an excerpt of the said article:
"What is Plant There? It is a crime committed in a game show wherein you plant two or more numbers in a box which is supposed to have only one. This is punishable by Ridiculusion Perpetua — or to be ridiculed for life (also: Pacencia Ca or Nagcamali Ca Nang Tinira).
And to be free from penalty, you need a Pardonna. But first, you have to change and have amnesty (actually, its sound-alike — honesty). What is Pardonna (actually, Pardonna Dolorosa)? It means two ladies who are standing by your side, grieving while you ask for forgiveness on TV. And maybe, this court (jester) will absolve you.
Then maybe too, Reconciliacion Perpetua is possible.
And because my case seems to be in its closing stage, I think it’s time for me to thank those who supported me in this, my latest battle against the Big C (multiple choice: Charmer, Cheater, Crier)."
There's also a funny poem in the article:
KITANG-KITA ANG EBIDENSYA
LAMANG-LOOB AT MENUDENSYA
NUMERONG LAMAN AY DALAWA
MAY BUTATA NA AT MAY DOS PA
BAKIT ‘DI AGAD NAGPAHAYAG
MALIWANAG NA PALIWANAG
BAKIT KAYO BA AY NADUWAG
O KAYA’Y SADYANG WALANG BA YAG
AT ANG MASAMA’T MABIGAT PA
PALPAK N’YO SA IBA PINASA
SISI’Y SA KALABANG PROGRAMA
KASI RAW SI JOSE’Y NAMUNA
LABIN-LIMANG ARAW DUMAAN
NANG SA WAKAS AY MAY TINURAN
BAKIT ANG TAGAL KAIBIGAN
NINYONG MAGISIP NG PARAAN
TIYAK LULUSOT KA NA NAMAN
TULAD DIN NUNG MAY NAMATAYAN
NGUNI’T ITO ANG ‘YONG TANDAAN
LAHAT NG BAGAY MAY HANGGANAN
AT NANG DAHIL SA GULONG ITO
MARAMI DIN ANG NAKI-SOSYO
SAWSAW DOON AT SAWSAW DITO
BISTO TULOY KUNG SINO’NG BOBO
PUNA AGAD, NAGULAT AKO,
SA AWAY NG DALAWANG TAO
BAKIT ‘DI SILA MAGKUMENTO
TUNAY NA PINAGMULAN NITO
ISANG DAYAAN DIUMANO
ANG UGAT NAKITA NG MUNDO
PERO BAKIT BA SINESENTRO
SA GERA LANG NI JUAN AT PEDRO
AT BAKIT BA SA MGA RADYO
LALO NA’T MGA KAALYADO
‘DI INASINTA ITONG KASO
PATAY-MALI ANG MGA GA GO
‘DI NA BALE ANG MGA TAO
KAHIT NA MAYRONG PANLOLOKO
BASTA’T TRABAHO’Y PROTEKTADO
MGA BAYARING TA RAN TA DO
AT PATI IBANG TAGA-DYARYO
TAMEME SA BULGAR NA KASO
BAGKUS PINURI PA ANG DIABLO
TALAGANG ANG PANGIT-PANGIT N’YO
BALE WALA KUNG ANO’NG TAMA
TALAGANG MGA PULGAS-TUTA
PERA ANG DUGO SA KANILA
MUKHA N’YO KAPAL MILYA-MILYA
HOY MGA AKTOR GISING KAYO
UTAK AT BIBIG GAMITIN N’YO
AT ‘WAG KAYONG MAGKAMPO-KAMPO
KUNG MAY MALI SUMBATAN NINYO
MARAMI ANG ‘DI KUMIKIBO
KAYA DEMONYO’Y NAGLALARO
AT KUNG TAYO’Y LAGING GANITO
PINOY WALA KA NANG ASENSO
"Again, maraming salamat uli sa inyong lahat. But now, this representation is being warned (including my cohorts, este my co-hosts) or else be charged with "contempt" by some "higher courts" if I make further comments regarding this issue on television (wow, from being implicated to prosecution to defendant). Likewise, I’m being ordered to refrain from making gestures or slogans, and even wearing T-shirts! (Ano ba ‘yan, Ang Bayaning Hubad?) Or else… I’ll be hanged! Naykupo!"
On his column in Manila Bulletin Wednesday, September 19, he wrote another meaty article referring again to the controversial incident on a game show.
Entitled "TV Host Found Guilty of Plant There," Joey de Leon is quick to note that the article is a spoof only (probably of the verdict to a former president who was found guilty of plunder and a noontime show host who was figured into a game scam).
Here's an excerpt of the said article:
"What is Plant There? It is a crime committed in a game show wherein you plant two or more numbers in a box which is supposed to have only one. This is punishable by Ridiculusion Perpetua — or to be ridiculed for life (also: Pacencia Ca or Nagcamali Ca Nang Tinira).
And to be free from penalty, you need a Pardonna. But first, you have to change and have amnesty (actually, its sound-alike — honesty). What is Pardonna (actually, Pardonna Dolorosa)? It means two ladies who are standing by your side, grieving while you ask for forgiveness on TV. And maybe, this court (jester) will absolve you.
Then maybe too, Reconciliacion Perpetua is possible.
And because my case seems to be in its closing stage, I think it’s time for me to thank those who supported me in this, my latest battle against the Big C (multiple choice: Charmer, Cheater, Crier)."
There's also a funny poem in the article:
KITANG-KITA ANG EBIDENSYA
LAMANG-LOOB AT MENUDENSYA
NUMERONG LAMAN AY DALAWA
MAY BUTATA NA AT MAY DOS PA
BAKIT ‘DI AGAD NAGPAHAYAG
MALIWANAG NA PALIWANAG
BAKIT KAYO BA AY NADUWAG
O KAYA’Y SADYANG WALANG BA YAG
AT ANG MASAMA’T MABIGAT PA
PALPAK N’YO SA IBA PINASA
SISI’Y SA KALABANG PROGRAMA
KASI RAW SI JOSE’Y NAMUNA
LABIN-LIMANG ARAW DUMAAN
NANG SA WAKAS AY MAY TINURAN
BAKIT ANG TAGAL KAIBIGAN
NINYONG MAGISIP NG PARAAN
TIYAK LULUSOT KA NA NAMAN
TULAD DIN NUNG MAY NAMATAYAN
NGUNI’T ITO ANG ‘YONG TANDAAN
LAHAT NG BAGAY MAY HANGGANAN
AT NANG DAHIL SA GULONG ITO
MARAMI DIN ANG NAKI-SOSYO
SAWSAW DOON AT SAWSAW DITO
BISTO TULOY KUNG SINO’NG BOBO
PUNA AGAD, NAGULAT AKO,
SA AWAY NG DALAWANG TAO
BAKIT ‘DI SILA MAGKUMENTO
TUNAY NA PINAGMULAN NITO
ISANG DAYAAN DIUMANO
ANG UGAT NAKITA NG MUNDO
PERO BAKIT BA SINESENTRO
SA GERA LANG NI JUAN AT PEDRO
AT BAKIT BA SA MGA RADYO
LALO NA’T MGA KAALYADO
‘DI INASINTA ITONG KASO
PATAY-MALI ANG MGA GA GO
‘DI NA BALE ANG MGA TAO
KAHIT NA MAYRONG PANLOLOKO
BASTA’T TRABAHO’Y PROTEKTADO
MGA BAYARING TA RAN TA DO
AT PATI IBANG TAGA-DYARYO
TAMEME SA BULGAR NA KASO
BAGKUS PINURI PA ANG DIABLO
TALAGANG ANG PANGIT-PANGIT N’YO
BALE WALA KUNG ANO’NG TAMA
TALAGANG MGA PULGAS-TUTA
PERA ANG DUGO SA KANILA
MUKHA N’YO KAPAL MILYA-MILYA
HOY MGA AKTOR GISING KAYO
UTAK AT BIBIG GAMITIN N’YO
AT ‘WAG KAYONG MAGKAMPO-KAMPO
KUNG MAY MALI SUMBATAN NINYO
MARAMI ANG ‘DI KUMIKIBO
KAYA DEMONYO’Y NAGLALARO
AT KUNG TAYO’Y LAGING GANITO
PINOY WALA KA NANG ASENSO
"Again, maraming salamat uli sa inyong lahat. But now, this representation is being warned (including my cohorts, este my co-hosts) or else be charged with "contempt" by some "higher courts" if I make further comments regarding this issue on television (wow, from being implicated to prosecution to defendant). Likewise, I’m being ordered to refrain from making gestures or slogans, and even wearing T-shirts! (Ano ba ‘yan, Ang Bayaning Hubad?) Or else… I’ll be hanged! Naykupo!"
Its nice to show ur wit on these mattaer...though to some who may not seems to understand the logic of this article...they do not know how to think w.i.s.e.l.y.
ReplyDeletehope to see and read more articles like this it can make u grin and likewise have second thoughts of what's the real thought underneath those phrases.
It is nice to read articles like these summarizing what's happening between the reel and real world...Wish to read more articles like these...
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